Dear America,

Now that we have:

a) 24 percent of the nation's income going to just one percent of the population* and

b) one in seven people living in poverty,

I have two words for you:

1) Madame

2) DeFarge.

She's heading this way and it ain't gonna be pretty.

Love, Erin

* You do understand that, don't you? Take 100 Americans and $100, give one guy $24 and the other 99 peeps have to fight over the remaining $76.

Think about it.

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